Well much like losing my other virginity, this is going to be a bit anti-climactic. I am actually out the door to get a new camera (I hope) to film better quality Videos for you all and for the YouTube Channel which I know you are all subscribed to (unless you truly just plain hate me). You should be able to get there by using this link: bit.ly/MagicMatthew, but if you can't, I'm sure you can figure out on your own. It is called "Magicians' Code" and stars yours truly. Much like this site it is just getting started. But pay attention, because this shit is all about to blow up like Hiroshi...... shitake I need to watch those not-so-politically- correct-although-damn-funny-type-of-jokes don't I? Eh, fuck it. Fuck anyone who can't take a joke I say.
To quote the late, great John Lennon, oops, my bad... the Gay Great John Travolta (allegedly), from the movie "Michael", "You gotta learn to laugh... it is the only way to true love." And since you asked, one more amazing quote from that movie which I often pretend I made up on my own (because it is fun to do sometimes, big deal....).... "I invented the line... before that everyone used to just kinda stand around."
So, I do have to get going, but hopefully the incoherrent, non-sequitur-riddled blog gave you a taste of the flavor of insanity to come on this site. If you have been offended, I am sorry. I am sorry you wasted your time and more importantly, mine. Please know I have a heart of gold, possibly platinum even, and I love to laugh and make others laugh. I am the most accepting, caring, protective, loyal and dead sexy guy you will ever know. So even if you don't find what I say funny or amusing, know it comes from my effort to put smiles on peoples faces, and not from a place of hate or even a mild disgust.
I shall return. Consider yourselves warned. And there shall be new videos, and I am referring to ones about magic, not the X rated ones (perverts), going up on the Youtube channel and here today. So for all two of you out there paying attention, come back and check on this all in a bit.
Have a fan-fucking-tastic day and always remember, you are the creator of your own destiny. So go out and make some magic!
Magic Matthew is a young, ambitious, highly motivated and focused game changer. After over 15 years of rocking the legal world as one of L.A.'s best and brightest "Rising Star" litigators and trial lawyer, Matthew has now set his sights on Magic and the world of Magic in general. Watch close, if you blink, Matthew may not exactly disappear, but may have already taken the Magic World by storm. ;-)